Archive | November, 2010

Get in my belly

24 Nov

So… Of late, my diet has become such that I rarely go a day without these five things in moderation: Coffee, water, alcoholic beverage, cheese, and meat… Not surprisingly, I often ate only one full meal a day.  My rather toxic diet was, at least, self-regulating, certainly habitual

There were other things involved-veggies, fruit, breads, pastas, rice, fish… Healthy snacks etc.  And generally I’m a quite healthy cook, with very little frying, salting, breading, or sugar-loading in my approach.

But somehow, some seasoned chicken or a sprinkling of cheese seemed to find its way into darn near every entrée I made.  Don’t judge.

Out of the blue, I recently decided to do the Daniel’s fast for ten days… Then dive head first into Thanksgiving glory.

This essentially means all veggies, fruits, herbs, whole grains, and natural spices are fair game.

Knowing myself well, my approach to this was to prep to the hilt, making it as easy as possible to indulge myself whenever I fancied.  ’Cause if at any point it felt like I was fasting, otherwise known as starving, it wouldn’t bode well.  My little effort would go down in a vodka-fueled spiral of cheese-stuffed chicken flames.

I didn’t expect however, to somehow, turn on the top speed chef veggie culinary challenge.  Each meal has become a chance to speed-experiment with new flavors and combinations.  I even tried and liked, mushrooms! (I’ve harbored a strong aversion for them since early childhood. Something about the texture…)

I’ve been loving this food so darn much, and not feeling like I’m missing out anything, that I figured it’s only right to share some of my discoveries.

Too many are misguided into thinking vegetarian cooking is bland, unseasoned steamed greenery and it’s not.  Not that I condone belly-stuffing, but you can feel the same satisfied tummy warmth with all veggie, healthily prepared foods that you can with unhealthy comfort foods… Only you can eat MORE! And, more frequently!

‘Cause you know, after some turkey, mac ‘n’ cheese, collards, cornbread, mashed potatoes and chocolate cake you’re neither moving nor thinking about food until at least 8 hours later… Which is the last thing you’d wanna do to your body but the only thing you’re capable of.

On day 9 of my ten-day fast, I’m feelin’ fine.  Well.  That’s not true, I’m getting over a cold.  That had everything to do with the illness trifecta:  Unrest and underdressed in unseasonably chilly California, and nothing to do with my water guzzling, veggie and fruit.

If you’ve ever dreaded the thought of eating more vegetables fear no more, you can do it!!!

Here’s what I bought from my local grocer…

Fruits and Veggies:

  • Romaine lettuce
  • Tomato paste (no sugar added)
  • Frozen yellow corn
  • Fresh roma tomatoes
  • Russet potatoes
  • Zucchini
  • Mushrooms
  • Fresh Cilantro
  • Mango salsa (no sugar or additives)
  • Red bell peppers
  • Brown rice rotini pasta
  • Whole wheat penne pasta
  • Red onions
  • White onions
  • Olive oil
  • Apples
  • Strawberries
  • Pears
  • Grapes

Seasonings:

  • Tony Chachere’s (creole seasoning)
  • Basil
  • Minced garlic
  • Cilantro
  • Oregano
  • Sea salt

Here are a few Top-speed veggie recipes with said ingredients… (15-20 minutes or less) I’ll add more regularly. If you have any to share please do! :)

Ensalada de Gloria (Rinse and drain all veggies first)

  1. Chop or slice tomato: dust with basil, garlic powder, chachere’s and set aside
  2. Chop 1 head romaine lettuce and place in a medium-sized bowl

Cut these veggies and add to bowl:

  1. 1/8 of a Red onion (finely chopped)
  2. 1/2 a cucumber (Slice)
  3. 10 red grapes (quartered)
  4. 1/2 a Bell pepper (Diced)
  5. 4 Mushrooms (Sliced)

Dust over lightly with these seasonings and toss:

  1. 2 tablespoons mango salsa
  2. Chachere’s
  3. Fresh garlic
  4. Basil

Easy Corn

  1. Chop 1/4 white onion
  2. Chop cilantro (need 1/2 teaspoon)
  3. Sauté onion in olive oil until carmelized
  4. Add 1/2 teaspoon garlic
  5. Add 2 tablespoons mango salsa
  6. Add corn
  7. Add cilantro, mixing onion-mango in evenly
  8. Serve hot, or chilled with salad recipe above.

Zucchini and mushroom over brown rice with tomato sauce

  1. Chop 1/2 red onion
  2. Chop 1/2 red bell pepper
  3. Slice 1 small zucchini
  4. Slice 7-8 mushrooms

Sauce:

  1. In a sauce pan, cook garlic, onion, 1/2 teaspoon of basil and oregano in 4 tablespoons olive oil until onions soften
  2. Add 2 tablespoons tomato paste, stir until evenly mixed
  3. Add one tablespoon water
  4. Cook on low heat, stirring frequently

Rice

  1. In a sauce pan, cook garlic, 1 cup brown rice, 1 teaspoon tomato paste and sauté until slightly browned
  2. Add 2 1/2 cups water, bringing to slow boil
  3. Cover and cook on med-low heat 15 minutes (until rice is fluffy, water absorbed)

Veggies

  1. Sauté garlic and half the chopped onion until carmelized
  2. Add zucchini, dust lightly with chachere’s, stirring to coat
  3. Add bell pepper, stirring to coat
  4. Add mushroom, stirring to coat
  5. Turn off flame.

Serve vegetable mix over rice, pour sauce on top.

Yummy in my tummy. :)

Next up: Stuffed peppers, spicy tomato soup, 4 variations of breakfast potatoes, and fruit salad.

Event planning you say?

23 Nov

There are a few areas for which one might argue I’m posterchild.  One of them is hosting parties.  Today I was inches from sending someone a checklist when I realized others may benefit, especially as holidays roll around.

‘Cause I done seenteded folks who have wonderful events that are poorly hosted.

If you’ve ever held, or gone to an event and either you or someone else wondered who was throwing it, you… Or perhaps someone you know, wants to read this.

Tip #1:  Make sure people you want to be there will be.  I can’t count how many times I was involved in pre-planning events only to find I couldn’t make the actual event!  Do three things: a) Check with extra special folks to make sure they’re available.  b) Set the date with those folks before sending the mass invite.  c) Choose a date, time, and place other people you like can actually make it out to.  Or don’t. But, don’t be surprised if no one shows up…

#2:  Make sure you’re available to host.  This means more than being there…   This means, you’re fed, watered, awake, emotionally and physically ready to receive and interact with people.  I’ve been to events where the host was nowhere to be found.  Until hours after the event started.  Or was so busy/tired it seemed like they didn’t want to talk to anyone.  Who does that?

#3:  Look special.  I don’t mean special like special-ed.  I mean special like, it means a lot to me that you’re here so I took extra care with the space and with myself to look nice. Even if everything is perfect, seeing a frazzled, half-awake host with a wrinkled, stinky t-shirt and terrible breath makes you wish they’d take their pitiful selves home.  Except… They’re there already.

#4.  Make your space look special.  I don’t care if it’s your living room, garage or a ballroom.  Something has to be done to show you expected more people than usual to show up there because you asked them to.  Clean, of course.  But also, rearrange furniture, place candles, grab a bouquet of flowers, plop a case of beer on the coffee table.  Something.

#5. Be finished.  Not almost done.  Not waiting for Suzy to bring the forks.  Not buying water if no one byo’s anything. I don’t care what the scenario is, don’t try to go grocery shopping, cook, or prep cocktails for 20 after people arrive.  Events by definition are about bringing people together to interact.  That means as host, you’ll be busy with unexpected things whether you like it or not.  So have as little as possible to distract you by doing everything before hand.

#6.   Be ready early.  There’s always someone who mistakenly thinks it’s appropriate to show up 15 or 30 minutes early to help.  First of all, for those who pride themselves on being a little early… There is little to nothing you can do in the last 15-30 minutes before a party that will make things easier instead of harder for a host.  Really.  Second of all, knowing this, the host bet not be in the shower when the bell rings.  Stop an hour or two before event start time, get yo’self together, and finish prepping things fully dressed and fly.

#7.  Say hello to everyone at the party when they arrive and give them the lay of the land. Show them where whatever you’re offering at the event can be found, whether food/drinks/petting zoo/games/jumptoy/ restroom/etc. Not only does this make them feel more comfortable, you’ve made your job easier with fewer questions asked.

#8: Constantly maintain your space.   Throw away empty cups/trash/etc. Straighten things and refresh food occasionally.  If the space is too big for you to police personally ask someone early on to help.  You’ll have less cleanup to do and your event will avoid that frathouse garbage glow, glorious as it may be.

#9.  Be flexible.  Once the start time ticks it is what it is.  No use trying to force anything once it starts.  Avoid schedules if it’s not a work or discussion-based shindig.  Even then, remember the beauty of events is that they are not theater productions.  Actors, directors and producers are paid for a reason.  You can not and will not puppet master everything so don’t try…  Nor stress about your imminent failure to do so.

#10.  Be realistic and content.  If you’d be happy talking with 7 people drinking wine, don’t invite 50 people to watch the game over beers and pizza.  If you really want to get down with 50 people eating finger-lickin’ barbecue, don’t invite 20 people and ask them to byo-everything and spread the word. Most important, when whatever you do plan comes to pass, enjoy it and make the most of it.

Last… Get your mind right and have fun! It will be what you make of it, so think at your highest level! Numbers 2 and 3 relate to this…

I learned the hard way great events can have one drawback: You.  If you don’t get to enjoy your own event what’s the point?  Don’t go so hard in the host paint that you can’t relax and enjoy.

Happy holidays… :)

Another year…

5 Nov

Countless nights of salsa dancing… To Sergio Mendez under the stars at Echo Park lake; At Sevilla in Long Beach, Mama Juana’s in Studio City, Wokano in Santa Monica, the backyard in Watts, Senor Fish, the Music and the Disney Center, in Downtown LA, …

Countless hours of and talking, laughing discussing politics, love, relationships, life, finances, family, philosophy, movies, art with friends and family…

Countless hours of cooking and eating stuffed shrimp, macaroni and cheese, stuffed chicken, garlic mashed potatoes, omelettes, cheesecakes, brownies, blondies, cookies, enchiladas, burritos, tacos, pancakes, french toast, sausages, pastas, soups, cakes, short ribs, sliders, potato salad, deviled eggs, veggies, salads, barbecues, sundaes, baked chicken, cocktails and more, with love for loved ones…

Countless hours of reading thousands of pages of spiritual, philosophical, humorous, historical, fictional, instructional, and theoretical writings…

Countless treasured moments of drinking in sunshine, and the glory of nature in the form of the heavens, fruits, the mountains, the oceans, fields, flowers, wildlife, starlight, and rain…

Countless hours of freedom, soaring voices singing, lost in the music, open to the sound…

Countless hours of writing thoughts, feelings, advice, letters, cards, proposals, emails, notes, and messages…

Countless events offering opportunity to gather in love, joy and peace at oceanside, church, pool, park, gallery, home, concert hall, and more…

Countless hours of appreciation of art, dance, music, food, thought, friends, family, nature, life, Him, love, energy…

Life is so beautiful when you can find joy in everything it brings to you, be it a challenge or test of your strength or a magnificent display of its treasures.

 

I’m so very thankful to have enjoyed another year of life on this precious earth!

Contentment is a wonderful thing.

Ain’t no sunshine…

3 Nov

I’m thinking we need a better system.  Call me crazy, but in a world where people can complete accurate impromptu reenactments of horrifying music videos (choreography included) but can’t recall propositions… Ness dehotmessdedness.

It angers me that we are so passive, complacent, ineffective and arrogant as a people.  I don’t do shame but until my birthday (November 5th) 2 years ago I was not a proud American.

Too many of us are close-minded, judgmental, slovenly, consumption-addicted, gluttonous, ignorant, dispassionate, selfish, tunnel-blinded patriots with no appreciation for our privileges and less responsibility for our power.

So I’m thinking, since Dancing With The Stars, online training, Facebook, email, and cell phones are so darned important and poverty is so last year… Maybe we should try doing a cuppa thangs differently.

Like what? You ask.

A couple of Cali girls spent more than $140 million losing their respective races and annoying us with their crappy sleaze commercials… Do you know that’s more than two hundred and eighty times the amount of money spent in one of the toughest neighborhoods in the country to keep kids from dying?

I know, I know.

Until eradicating poverty is proved to be both more profitable and less of a threat to power than sustaining it, let’s just let the billions of humans who live and die in poverty ride with it.  It’s not like they matter anyway.  When was the last time you saw one of them on tv or in the news?  Fighting and dying in wars doesn’t count.

Let’s get wild.

Flatten campaign spending.

Y’all raise X amount-no more and no less and get crazy with it.  Imagine, candidates might have to actually demonstrate leadership capacity and engage voters instead of blasting the airwaves with smear campaigns for all the lazy tv-land lovers.

Yep.  I start thinking up hilarious and drastic alternatives when my hackles rise.

Por ejemplo:  The government likes prisons, technology, regulation and advertising so d–n much… Why not impose, for 24 hours before polls open and up until their closing…

Voter’s info lockdown.

Just think…

You go to use your cell phone and your carrier asks you to first participate in an information session… Turn on the boobtube and the only programming you can get is a training film.  You go to log into gmail and google redirects you to a webinar… Facebook, twitter, same thing.  Maybe even with a cackling bobblehead Dubya on the flash screen for good measure.

The best part?

Only after these factoid, pro-con filled media attacks had been used in every forum connected to your name could you then return to your regularly scheduled brain-draining.

At least then people might know something before they go to play the bubble game at the polls.  Even if someone were able to survive a day without use of their cell, tv, or the internet what’s the worst that would happen?  They might talk to more people than usual?  Those people might make them feel like an outcast for not knowing jack about the elections?

Horrors!

How wildly annoying would that be?  It might could take hours for you to see what so-and-so wore for Halloween!

You know what else is wildly annoying?  Watching kids t-shirt collections from their friends’ funerals grow.  Watching those pesky babies around the world die of hunger while their sisters are sold as sex-slaves, moms get raped and their dads die in wars.

You know, I’m not an advocate of violence in any way shape or form but just so’s you know… It has many forms.

Deadliest is structural violence.  Your local gang has nothing, and I mean nothing on mass incarceration, global economic manipulation and continental usurpation.

‘Ationizing up in this piece all over the place-ation an’ stuff.

I’ll return to my sunshine-dripping, butterfly-kissing, rainbow-loving writing shortly. Until then…

Wake up.

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