Gratitude and grace


"If you think Independence Day is America's defining holiday, think again. Thanksgiving deserves that title, hands-down." -Tony Snow "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." - Jon Stewart That sums up my …

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Let go of the toilet seat, already.


Scene: An attractive couple madly in love with each other snuggle on the couch in their living room, enjoying a movie and feeding each other heart-shaped popcorn-chicken nuggets. ¬†Kittens purr at their feet and butterflies flutter past in the waning afternoon sun. ¬†Between powerful bursts from their exceptional sound system the melodious chirping of birds …