Let go of the toilet seat, already.


Scene: An attractive couple madly in love with each other snuggle on the couch in their living room, enjoying a movie and feeding each other heart-shaped popcorn-chicken nuggets. ¬†Kittens purr at their feet and butterflies flutter past in the waning afternoon sun. ¬†Between powerful bursts from their exceptional sound system the melodious chirping of birds …

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